Friday, September 4, 2009

The President's Physical PhytnessTest (or indoctrination into Socialist Dystopia)

President's Physical Phytness Test!

I wonder how many parents will demand that their child be excused from this politicized physical fitness activity. Do they still make the kids take the President's Physical Fitness Test? That seems like indoctrination into a Socialist ideal to me -- this could be how he trains his new Red Army of Socialist Youth.

All I remember about this was that it was another way to humiliate those of us who were uncoordinated, asthmatic and all-around unathletic. It was inhumane and it was always a foregone conclusion that the Aryan youth of my elementary school would get the little certificate signed by that lovable dope Reagan while the rest of us sweat our asses off squeezing out the minimum amount of situps while our troglodyte gym teacher counted with scorn.

Our children should not have to take part in this politicized physical battery! Are we educating our children or training them for the New World Order? God bless America!

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