Chris Christie is standing on the Atlantic City pier demanding an audience with Sandy. But even his hot air can’t turn her away. He flings his arms to the heavens and cries, “get back, get back you she-devil, for I shan’t suffer another moment. Let MY PEOPLE GO!”
Sandy, unmoved by Governor Christie’s display charges on. Christie whimpers, “Oh Sandy…”
She turns her eye toward him. Stops mid-rotation. “Tell me about it, stud.” She says.
And the two dance to a familiar song. “I got chills, they’re multiplyin’. And I’m losin’ control. Cuz the power, you’re supplyin’ it’s electrifyin’!”
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