Lexicon of words/phrases people use in professional settings when they are talking out of their asses

I am compiling a list of words/phrases that people use in professional settings when they want to sound like they actually know what they are talking about but are really just flatulating out of their mouths. Many thanks to my friends and family for helping me compile this list. Many more thanks to the scads of dipshits I suffer daily who have inadvertently contributed, and who will contribute, to the this ever-growing list.

Agreeance

Irregardless

In this day and age

Moneys (or is it monies)

In receipt of

Be that as it may..

I could care less.
It's state of the art!
Going forward we will blahbeeblah.
It's a teachable moment!

I don't disagree

I tend to agree with...

I tend to disagree with...

I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to....

I'm gonna have to agree/disagree with you on...

It is what it is

On any given day

In light of...

Let's agree to disagree

Rest assured*

So to speak*

What have you

This is just a start. The list is in its infancy, but rest assured (*oooh I'm gonna add that one), it will grow. The world has more mouth-farting morons than Carter's has liver pills, so to speak*. More to come, I'm sure.

Agreeance -- Why not just say, "I agree" you pompous windbag.

Irregardless -- not a fucking word. Period.

In this day and age -- what the hell does that even mean?

Moneys (or is it monies) -- We are anticipating, or are In receipt of (see next) monies (or is it moneys). --- Why? Just say "funds," or "money" -- does saying "monies" (or money) change the meaning in a way I don't know about?

In receipt of -- No, asshole. You received it. Or how about you just got it. I am in receipt of a four-alarm assache from your dumbasity.

I could care less? -- Well I am glad. Because if you could care less than I guess you care some. Maybe you mean you couldn't care less. Fucktard.

It is what it is. -- No shit Dick Tracy. How hard to you have to work to figure that one out? Don't waste the involuntary fluctuations of my tympanic membrane on your inane utterances. Turdburgler.

Let's agree to disagree. -- No asshole. That's a mobius strip of dumbasity.

It's a teachable moment. -- Can we change that to a punchable moment?

I'm gonna have to disagree with you on that. -- Does adding extra words compensate for your lack of backbone you flaccid wad of suck?

And what have you...